Dick Tater

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.

Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?

by deluks October 16, 2008

tater pimp

A boy who makes up terms for crude sex acts he never has - and likely never will - perform on a woman.

Can also be used to describe a boy who makes it a point to know the definitions of all these terms so that he appears to know more about sex or be more sexually experienced than his peers.

When I overheard him talking to his friends about giving her a dirty sanchez and a paczki on the same night, I knew he was nothing but a tater pimp.

by nifer September 9, 2006

tater

A tenacious little guy playing basketball. (i.e. Spud Webb)

I was playing Spud Webb in NBA Jam, and when he got icy he turned into a flamin' tater.

by Shawn C.L. Bradley January 21, 2004

tater

A home run in baseball. Origin unknown

Albert Pujols smacked three taters today!

by Anonymous July 20, 2004

taser

A penis enlarger for law enforcement officials. Seem to be used more often than necessary, sometimes by off duty cops at parties with their friends.

Isn't it bullshit that civilian tasers aren't as powerful as the police models? This is why I have my CCW and carry with hollowpoints. Also, I fear the day when gangs discover tasers and start using them on innocent people.

by Master Batter October 31, 2008

tater slip

a tater slip is the motion used to smoothly penetrate her back door for maximum relaxation. grip shaft with two fingers around the head, and use thumb for propulsion. looking like the childs game "i got your nose"

when low on lube, throw her a tater slip

by hum that tater May 16, 2006

sweet-tasteic

something that is amazing to the taste and makes your tongue writhe back and forth like a bull

man this tcby is sweet-tasteic

by Pattypat johnson November 5, 2006