kansas shity

Slang term used in reference to Kansas City ever since they were voted in the top 5 worst cities for cleanliness in money magazine.

Kansas Shity is too dirty to live in unless you like disease.

by a great American April 9, 2006

the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.

Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.

by subtlecannon June 4, 2011

switch

someone who is neither both dominant and submissive in a bdsm relationship

'do you like to spank/tie peopel or do yuo like it doen to you?'

'both im switch

by hb April 4, 2003

Bait and Switch

When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.

Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."

Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"

by Fullcore December 28, 2013

Swicy

A combination of the two words 'sweet' and 'spicy'

1) can be used to describe a the highly desirable and irresistible quality an individual exudes.

2) can be used to describe the taste of food

*the term is used to a much lesser degree for the latter rather than the former

Jemma: "oh my god, your boyfriend is so sweet... like sugar but then he's also spicy... like chilly... gorgeous and sexy"
Boyfriend's girl: "oh honey, i know... he is swicy"

ms anon: "You're so lovely... you exude swiciness, baby"

by ticklemeelmo11 June 19, 2010

Bitch Switch

The word/phrase, action, or topic that makes a girl act like a bitch.

Kate really flipped Elayna's bitch switch when she brought up last year's Homecoming dance.

by Proud Boyfriend September 18, 2010

Dick Switch

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011