Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain

I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.

by Roulettie September 12, 2020

Gator Stomping

When a bunch of rednecks from a small town go out on boats late at night and stomp the heads of alligators for sport to stun them.

Hey man, wanna drink some beer and go gator stomping?

Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!

by Kloey_Phaith May 2, 2019

Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

Gator Stomp

When you stomp some skinny crackhead’s brain into a drain.

Imma gator stomp your momma later bitch!

by DaddyWithTheNUT September 28, 2020

Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.

I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.

by a-letto March 19, 2021

mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix

Dominic enjoys Mississippi cock stomp

by Fannylips April 21, 2018

Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 25, 2015