“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker
“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
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When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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Get the Squashbuckler mug.A sex poise where a guy spreads his legs wide past his shoulders and bends his knees slightly at a 45 degree angle to have intercourse in the middle of a room without the support of a wall or couch. A technique used on average sized chicks – if she’s too tall or short, you’re screwed. Afterwards, the guy does a backwards kicking motion like a buck, then returns to the poise and takes a shit in the middle of the room. Not recommended on carpeted floors.
Steve picked up a girl at Starbucks by asking her about the amount of grip on her floors. Picking up on the cue, they went back to her place where Steve performed the Buck Squat maneuver on her. When it was all said and done, he left her enough cash for her to clean her floor.
by Drake Vermouth June 12, 2008
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Get the squating a grumpy mug.The liquid that your anus uncontrollably releases when you sit down to go to the bathroom the day after receiving Anal Sex.
Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.
Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.
At first it scared me, but now I know that I will inevitably have Squat Sauce the day after I get fucked in the ass!
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