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Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.
Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019
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cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy
Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer
by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020
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Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time
Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020
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Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.
I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.
by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021
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cock soccer

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.
by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021
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Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.
Alright class we're playing sock soccer today
by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023
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Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th
Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day
by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019
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