School Shooting

A School Shooting is when a man shoots a bunch of kids into a woman’s school.

Man: ima do a School Shooting!
Woman: ok I think I’m ready shoot those kids inside me!

by RandomOutOfContexg November 17, 2022

story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.

Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.

by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023

Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.

Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?

by bmf85 December 6, 2022

Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.

I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.

by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024

School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.

Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.

by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023

Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024