shitty band

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."

at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band

by purgethefall March 10, 2008

Shity Run Fun

Thats when your stomach is bubblin and and yo booty is drippy,sticky,gooie.

To take a shot of chum straight to tha ass

Made up by the Late Great
Mac muthafuckin Dre! Thizz In Peace

"Tell that girl wassup with shityrunfun!"

by Mike from D-Town March 22, 2005

shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

by Bad Booner April 29, 2008

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

Shilters

A term used to express annoyance or shock, can be used as an alternative to cursing. When used with a high pitched tone and an elongated vowel can be humourous and mocking. Also used as an insult. Macgee can also be added for effect.

Cowsie: I'm late for next lesson!
Friend: Oh Shiiiiiiiilters!

Man: Oh shilters look what you've done now!

Man: Oops! I dropped your vase.
Friend: Oh you stupid shiiiiilters!

Man: Oh Shilters Macgee!

by Simon Alnaimi January 4, 2008

shitty piss

When a liquid form of shit is excreted from your asshole

Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself

by molfa February 16, 2009

Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.

Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!

by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014