serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to

by doctorweird February 7, 2010

Senioriffic

the i dont give a crap and say and do whatever i want because im old and earned that right attitude expressed by senior citizens

Hank had just gotten his social security check and was feeling so Senioriffic, he ripped a huge fart in the bank line, and then told the other customers, When I was in Korea, they sprayed us with mustard gas. And Weeeeeeeeeee Liked it, you buncha pansies!

by Mikey 5-0 August 15, 2010

Senior Snoop Dogg

A person from 'the projects' whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top button correctly buttoned. Senior Snoop Dogg's are know to 'jump shit off' if they are not given their discount at Denny's. They will also 'ride ona mu fucka' if they do not receive they're Zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. If you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a 'cap popped in yo bitch ass'.

Geriatric person 1, 'Where's Mr. Von Struedel been?'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'

by CaliWilli December 10, 2011

Sectional Harassment

The act of harassing members of your section in marching band either sexually, racially, by grade level, or just plainly being annoying.

"Hey you stupid freshmen, stay in step"
"Wow, <insert name here> are hot, do you want to play with my skin flute?" These are some examples of sectional harassment.

by j4991 November 11, 2011

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

Seion

Seion is the name of a man that just wants some pussy. He don’t need more than one, he don’t need to be a player, he don’t need to be disloyal. He just need a girl. And the pussy that come with.

‘I feel like a Seion rn tbh brUH.’
‘same bruh, need some wise man time’

by some broke nigga August 1, 2019

semiotics

A study of phenomenalism which offers that the "larger" and the right-leaning direction sign are equal to each other.

In other words - - > = >.

Semiotics states that the future is a subset of the past or that "the past is greater."

Semiotics says that "=" is a statement of equivalence--not equality.

Thus signs but not statements, can be equal to themselves.

by metawave October 26, 2019