Schrödinger's handjob

When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed

Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"

by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023

Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word

“I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023

schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.

Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.

by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023

Shrodingers arachnophobia

Depending on the scenario he or she is afraid of spiders

That friend is a Shrodingers arachnophobia

by Dustsans June 28, 2023

Schrödinger's Test

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.

Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.

by beeixzy June 29, 2023

Schrodingaling

A penis so small that you can't tell if they have one or not

Do you have a schrodingaling or...?

by Zubo June 30, 2023

Shrodinger’s plot hole

A plot hole that could be great or could be garbage at the same time, until an explanation comes out you will never know

Damn the new spider man movie got a crazy shrodinger’s plot hole

by Demarcusjaquaviusdantethethird July 2, 2023