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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.
A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....
by Lydia Z January 5, 2009
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Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")
Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
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scratch

some site where its somehow better to survive than the other definitionts.
person:hey scratch seems like a bad website most people say it's pretty bad
person 2,who uses scratch:actually some of the 6 year olds aren't that bad.
person:are you serious?
person 2:yeah i am.
after person 1 makes a scratch account and goes on for a bit
person:yeah,most furries and all that are not much featured and all that.
person 2:told'cha!
furries:yeah but we still exist.
person 1 and 2:you do not exsist much
by everyoneyt August 19, 2020
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Scratch party

In down time you and your co workers sit around scratching your netherworlds. Then with the SAME hand you scratch your eyes. Two days later everyone is out sick with conjunctivitis
Oh Mary c allied out sick again. Twice this month she went to a scratch party
by Kel02189 August 13, 2020
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scratch

Actual Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
Scratch: Hold me close, young Tony Danza
Hold me close, young Tony Danza, "oh scratch".
by Cosmic_G April 7, 2022
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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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