Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

Roast

Used to define the hot temperature outside.
Guy 1:lads its quare warm today!
Guy 2:ye lad its roast!

Today was roast!

by FairOrgan October 22, 2011

Red Rooster

A vagina that kinda hangs and resembles a roosters hood.

I finally banged Cindy. She had a big Red Rooster.

by Louisiplaya March 1, 2009

roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together

We were doing the roastbeef shuffle

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

roosterfish

Rooster - AKA - (another name for a Rooster) A Cock, Fish - AKA - (type of fish) SUCKER

Rooster - Fish conversion
Cock - Sucker

Al and Lisa in York are both roosterfish

by B-Dogg to da G January 30, 2004