root dog

Hill Jack for full send

Jimbo: “I’m gunna root dog ‘er bubba”
Rusty: “Do it for Dale! YEE YEE”

by ‘Ol Smoke September 10, 2021

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

Square root of 2

1.414...

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021

Root

Beer pong

Hannah: "So what did you do at the party last night?"
Tyler: "oh we played some root"

by penispopper123 January 20, 2013

Root

In Ballymena it is someone who is far beyond annoying

'You're a wee root....'

by tight lawd December 17, 2011