ROAD SODA 

Grabbing a fresh beer out of the fridge for the ride to the bar, mountain,ect.

ME-Everybody load up,got everything,anybody want a road soda?

Everybody-you better believe it!

ROAD SODA by bobby29 March 25, 2008

Road Goat

A woman who is 35+ years old. Typically spends a lot of time in bars. Looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. May also have saggy boobs due to age and use.

I came home and found my boyfriend in bed with some old road goat. I had to kick her drunk ass to the curb.

Road Goat by Dillpickel August 16, 2014

Road Blumkin 

The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.

i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.

"Dude, my car seat is ruined, but the road blumkin was totally worth it."

"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."

Road Blumkin by Marc Hune April 8, 2009

road kill 

angela flack

a rotting piece of flesh

road kill by marry had a lamb August 17, 2003

road runner 

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

road runner by Kev23 September 24, 2005

road rules 

a show on mtv about people who live together and they are filmed for absolutely no reason.

dont watch road rules

road rules by Penis Man July 15, 2003

road rules 

a show where homies from all ova go cuz they got no life and cant get laid unless they are on a show.

road rules by JAZZ July 31, 2003