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the pokemon fuck

Inserting your DICK into a Pokeball and then sticking the pokeball in a girls ass.
by Swagnigger February 15, 2014
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pokemon

Something that is now good because the crazy butt-children have now decided to hump their yugioh cards. yugioh sucks. alot.
Whats with the pokemon cards? (this is carol and every other child)
Nothin, im using them to curse yugioh.(this is me)
why does yugioh suck??
...
WHY???
FUCK YOU!! *lasergun shot*
ow.
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pokemen

pokemen are just normal pokemon, but with penises attached to them, even if it's a chick.
I saw this fucking crazy-ass hentai, with this Pikachu, and it was fucking Misty's asshole, and it had a penis!
Pokemen, Pokemen, Po-ke-men!
by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007
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Pokemans

(1)A word retards use to make fun of pokemon, in an attempt be funny.
(2) A word confused old people use to complain about what there children are doing.
Brah1:Look at my pokemans.
Brah2:stfu you retard
by Dalemans August 6, 2011
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Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).
Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.
by and so it begins! March 8, 2011
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pokemon

ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.
ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa
by bonewolf June 15, 2008
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pokemans

A term school bullies use when attempting to get 'nerds' to correct them.
Bully: Hey, Kid! I love Pikachu what's your favorite Pokemans?
Guy: It's PokeMON!
Bully: (laughs and runs away)
by Tmunger November 25, 2007
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