piss willies

(Noun)

Speaking from experience, the sensation a male gets after urinating. A combination of goosebumps and slight jitters/shivers/shakes.

Can also occur when something creepy happens.

Also known as the PW's for short.

Adam: Broseph, I got the piss willies this morning.
Leary: I did too. I'm sick.

Adam: Yo, did you see that pic of ____ on facebook?
Chin: Yeah... gave me the PW's.

by A-Rice January 30, 2009

Ass Piss

When only pure juicy liquid comes squirtting out your anus.

Man, those taco's gave me some serious ass piss.

by Toque August 13, 2003

piss weak

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

by Dbridge January 23, 2008

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 28, 2005

Maintenance Piss

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

Pissing me on

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.

"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"

by KjSpittah May 29, 2017

Team Piss

An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.

It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.

Male Drinker #1: TEAM PISS!!!
Male Drinker #2: Thank god, I've been holding it in. TEAM PISS!!!

by TrickticklerD September 13, 2009