Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
by marshalb July 30, 2009
Get the Super Piratemug. Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
by El Pirata August 21, 2008
Get the pirate stoolmug. Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.
Marco: What a power pirate!
Marco: What a power pirate!
by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009
Get the Power Piratemug. The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020
Get the Norwegian Piratemug. person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
by 0men October 8, 2011
Get the pirate coffeemug. A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.
by piratedaddy January 29, 2022
Get the Pirate Daddymug. by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
Get the Pirate Shipmug.