Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

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pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

by cathexis July 24, 2011

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pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

by Libsta September 29, 2007

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Norwegian Pirate

The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.

Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.

Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”

Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”

by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020

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pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata July 24, 2008

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