A name often given to a female of Persian descent that is good in the bedroom. Not all Persian ladies qualify but most would fit the bill. Most of the time if you see an exotic woman that you would like to escort to the bedroom, you are most likely craving some "Persian Yum Yum"
Heraldo: "Dude I need a change in my life sexually, something to spark it up a bit..."
Neema: "Bro you need some Persian Yum Yum."
Neema: "Bro you need some Persian Yum Yum."
by TheSleepingGiant December 16, 2010
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Hey man did you see that guy?
Yeah man he was so crusty. He was a crusty person
Yeah man that guy was so crusty. Lets leave.
Yeah man he was so crusty. He was a crusty person
Yeah man that guy was so crusty. Lets leave.
by Logany bogan June 7, 2014
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• person
• personality
• person 1
• persona
• personal
• personal space
• Persian Rugs
• person 2
Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
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just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
by the persian definer December 25, 2008
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Also schizotypes have more strange symptoms than schizoids; for example Ideas of reference, magical thinking, bizarre fantasies or preoccupations.
So in a way schizotypal is sort of like a mild version of Schizophrenia
Also schizotypes have more strange symptoms than schizoids; for example Ideas of reference, magical thinking, bizarre fantasies or preoccupations.
So in a way schizotypal is sort of like a mild version of Schizophrenia
Eeyore seems to have a schizotypal personality. Today he didn't feel very sociable so he was sitting at home listening to Dylan, and dylan was singing about his life, Cobain does that too.
Then he did some research on the idea that school is the Great Whore of Babylon. Well he knows it is not the actual whore yet, but the similarities are interesting. (They both make some people rich and nearly everybody stupid)
"For all the nations have drunk the maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings of the earth committed adultery with her, and the merchants of the earth grew rich from her excessive luxuries." (Rev. 18:3)
"For her merchants were the great men of the earth." (Rev. 18:23) - Rockefellers ect.
btw, eeyore realizes the idea that school is actually satan's whore is far-fetched, but the idea that it makes you stupid is far from far-fetched, check the link below
johntaylorgatto.com/index.htm
Then he did some research on the idea that school is the Great Whore of Babylon. Well he knows it is not the actual whore yet, but the similarities are interesting. (They both make some people rich and nearly everybody stupid)
"For all the nations have drunk the maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings of the earth committed adultery with her, and the merchants of the earth grew rich from her excessive luxuries." (Rev. 18:3)
"For her merchants were the great men of the earth." (Rev. 18:23) - Rockefellers ect.
btw, eeyore realizes the idea that school is actually satan's whore is far-fetched, but the idea that it makes you stupid is far from far-fetched, check the link below
johntaylorgatto.com/index.htm
by eeyore July 28, 2012
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Person 1: why are they so happy
Person 2: because they found their person
Person 1: what’s “their person”
Person 2: their world
Person 1: wow I want that
Person 2: you will find your person
Person 2: because they found their person
Person 1: what’s “their person”
Person 2: their world
Person 1: wow I want that
Person 2: you will find your person
by Lollipop moment October 20, 2019
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Person 1 - hey could you get that for me
Tall person - omg you can’t reach it you’re so short Jesus you’re practically a midget. Bro get some inches on them legs you’re so short on god bro.
Tall person - omg you can’t reach it you’re so short Jesus you’re practically a midget. Bro get some inches on them legs you’re so short on god bro.
by I thought this name was taken December 25, 2019
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