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lunden peterson

Lunden Peterson wants to Kill himself and any others when he gets irritated by those around him.
Lunden Peterson is such a fun guy to be around
by Lunden Peterson May 25, 2023
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Stinky Peterson

noun An action akin to the "wet willy". The inflictor first inserts their index finger into their anal cavity and then into a recipients ear canal.
"I've been on antibiotics ever since you gave me that Stinky Peterson"
by Chief_Grief_$$ July 11, 2024
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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Tash Peterson

when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan
P1: "I am going to Tash Peterson."
P2: "Don't. Its a shit idea."
by iDontTrustYou August 25, 2024
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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.
let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY
by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023
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