patrick star

Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.

Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."

by jpz0r November 6, 2006

Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.

See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.

by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007

Patrick Swayze

A god among gods. Patrick Swayze kicks so much ass that your mind can't comprehend all the ass kicking.

Patrick Swayze = ROADHOUSE!

by ChevyGuy February 24, 2015

patrick fox

always wiping himself with the lemon wipe from KFC after he eats the rabbit poo from Roundshaw

Hi i'm Patrick fox and believe it or not i have the first Sony in the world

by fish finger rap February 25, 2020

patrick willaims

patrick willaims is the worst ft account ever.likes to get ratioed.thinks liverpol are a small club meanwhile everton havent won a thropy since 1995.nonce,stupid and bodied by his own fan.obsessed with dheer_utd.dont be like patrick willaims

real_tony_stank to patrick willaims:ratioed

by jadon sanchez January 21, 2021

patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016