Brilliant Execution in the Ontario Region

This type of business method is demonstrated in full by AL Ontario. Brilliant execution is put forth when employees do not input proper pricing, which in turn invoices customers upwards of $100,000 more than what is the national list. Clearly this procedure is beneficial to the company as a whole due to making its customers provide doubts in the trustworthiness of the inside salesman's ability to peform a simple task.

Brilliant Execution is also displayed when the salespeople cannot spell their title correctly and therefore making the customer assume that he/she is very intelligent, aware and has a passion for their position in the company. Overall these techniques prove to encourage a well working and synergistic company which can then take large market share now that everyhing is "well-oiled"

Customer : Hello i am fom ABC company, you seem to have charged me $90 000 for a $75 cylinder
Company: You know what? you are welcome i mus have screwed hat up by accident!
Customer: Thats ok you guys display brilliant execution in the ontario region in all shapes and sizes these days!!!

Customer: Excuse me sir, but do you have these simple and very generic parts that everybody in this industry should have in stock?
Company: You know what? we dont!! but thats ok because we can get them for you in 2-3 weeks
Customer: thats quite odd you dont, and i need them today!!
Company: Hey! What do you think brilliant execution looks like these days! We strive for back orders that inhibit production in all industries!!
Customer: OOOOO OK well then i guess ill see you later because if i go any where else you guys will just buy them out anyways, thanks for the brilliant execution in the ontario region!

by night hawk light stock August 28, 2013

Wetter than an otters pocket

When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!

Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.

by Bumblehole bridge May 28, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Otter’s pocket are waterproof so when someone exclaims that “<insert noun> is wetter than at otter’s pocket!”, they are are actually saying that it is “no big deal. Move on.”

That new Taylor Swift is wetter than an otter’s pocket. Think I’‘ll pass on that one.

by Motherhunter June 2, 2021

Newcastle, Ontario

A small scenic farming community situated in Ontario's rich agricultural lands. Known for its rich apple crops. Currently becoming overrun by suburbanites who enjoy nothing but complaining.

"The best place to buy apples is Newcastle, Ontario!"

by EnvironmentalAmbassador October 1, 2013

otter

a disgusting creature otherwise known as a 'stinking otter'. previously known as the 'skinny otter'. both names are read in an american accent, with sarcasm to show how much you hate them. otters are the enemy of the beavers, which are much cuter with fluffier fur and rounder bellies.

otter

by otterotter June 23, 2010

sea ottering

sex or and sexual act

they were sea ottering all night

by xavier johnson February 16, 2006

ottertang

a woman with the teeth of a beaver and, the breasts of an orangutang and a nice loose, loose pussy.

"hey nigga look at ole ottertang spillin her way threw the fish market man"

by dswalirgamlows September 7, 2005