Soviet Onion

A Communist vegetable

Talking Onion: Communism is cool
Guy: So you’re a Soviet Onion?

Soviet Onion by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

Kieararaa the Onion 

A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.

Oh no I spoted a Kieararaa the Onion. Better snap it and leave.

Kieararaa the Onion by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019

WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

Something you should shout at the drive-thru.

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, How may I help you?
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION! by WhopperNoOnion April 17, 2009

brown onion 

A term used when you hold a towel over another person's face while they try doing a sit-up. With the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. While the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. This will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person's sweaty ass!

Man, we gave Steve a Brown Onion last week and he's still smelling that shit!

brown onion by Matt "Moose" December 12, 2008

Girly Onion

A man who tends to act like a girl, and runs off crying at the slightest sign of confrontation.

Whitetrash, is a girly onion. He ran off blubbering when he was challenged.

Girly Onion by Goodi321 March 18, 2008

French Onion Poop 

A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.

After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.

French Onion Poop by Mosh1200 June 28, 2011

french onion dip 

When you take chip dip and put it in the girls vagina then have sex and when you are done you eat it out of her.

I gave Allie the French onion dip and it was delicious.

french onion dip by The krusty crab June 26, 2017