piss willies

(Noun)

Speaking from experience, the sensation a male gets after urinating. A combination of goosebumps and slight jitters/shivers/shakes.

Can also occur when something creepy happens.

Also known as the PW's for short.

Adam: Broseph, I got the piss willies this morning.
Leary: I did too. I'm sick.

Adam: Yo, did you see that pic of ____ on facebook?
Chin: Yeah... gave me the PW's.

by A-Rice January 31, 2009

Ass Piss

When only pure juicy liquid comes squirtting out your anus.

Man, those taco's gave me some serious ass piss.

by Toque August 13, 2003

piss weak

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

by Dbridge January 24, 2008

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 21, 2005

Security[piss]

To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time

Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss

by Baldric January 26, 2009

Team Piss

An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.

It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.

Male Drinker #1: TEAM PISS!!!
Male Drinker #2: Thank god, I've been holding it in. TEAM PISS!!!

by TrickticklerD September 14, 2009

pissed kid

an angry youth. kid who is pissed.

yea. u a pissed kid.

by emotep March 22, 2008