by ziggle September 12, 2008
by tomcon5 December 19, 2009
When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019
Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
by ZaleDH October 05, 2020
by gremlin69420 January 24, 2023
That brainless state induced in a technology user (usually computer-related) when a more seasoned professional explains things far enough beyond their comprehension that they stop even trying. The minds of users in dummy mode will wander to other topics (i.e. "my bum hurts") and they will follow all but the most obviously counter-intuitive directions without question. Most won't even remember what they were directed to do when they come out of it (usually within half an hour).
Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.
Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.
The secretary in accounting wouldn't give me her IP address, so I started talking about quantum interference on the cyclical redundancy checking protocols. Went straight into dummy mode.
by BottleLiving June 25, 2011
by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019