dave mustaine

Former Metallica guitarist. Was kicked out after being a drunkard/punching James Hetfield/not swallowing with Lars. They used his ideas for virtually all of their first two albums. Which were probably the only good ones. He decided to form a band called Megadeth. He was once in Metallica...he mentions it in every interview. Megadeth were one of the Big Four of thrash, along with Slayer, Anthrax and Metallica who Dave was once in. Dave is famously ginger. Recently became an uberchristian, but is still an amazing guitarist with a huge ego and a chip on his shoulder because of what those people in Metallica did to him. Wears flannel shirts onstage and can play riffs nobody else can. He was also once in a band called Metallica. Most famous for 'Hangar 18', 'Tornado Of Souls', 'Symphony Of Destruction', 'In The Navy' and 'Mechanix', which Metallica stole for 'The Four Horsemen'. At one time, Mustaine was a member of Metallica though so it's fine.

I heard Dave Mustaine was in a band before Megadeth, after Panic. I think it was slayer. No...Pantera. No...who was it?

by adolf cockalorum June 13, 2008

Milk Mustache

When getting a blow job the girl puts the dick on her upper lip when you cum, and lets the cum run down the sides of her lips.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a blow job, and i gave her a milk mustache

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

Mustang

the 7 letters seen by any rice burning import car or camaro that dares to race it.

my 98 Mustang LX beat the s*** out of three Z28 camaros

by Stangboy December 10, 2004

Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.

He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.

by Mustangh8er October 2, 2010

mustache slut

A girl on the outside who seems to be wholesome, but upon closer inspection she turns out to actually be very promiscuous. She is disguising her true sluttiness, much like someone might use a musatche to disguise their identity.

I started dating this girl, and was about to introduce her to my mother, but when I brought her back to my apartment, she let me, and my roommates run a train on her. Turns out, she was a mustache slut.

by urban sam October 7, 2006

dutch mustache

The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.

Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?

by revbob September 5, 2006

hitlers mustache

a small, well trimmed pube patch

All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache

by muff muncher May 24, 2006