Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.

Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.

by mungbean toast December 7, 2022

Joe Murphy

A ginger-haired person from Ireland and loves playing Csgo Delta. In his free time, he watches fortnite anime 24/7.

Hey, Joe Murphy your a bot

by Tiptoehippo1 March 4, 2021

Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.

Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.

by Anharris May 23, 2017

Joshua Murphy

Joshua Murphy is a bully and callous. He always picks on clarese and preys on little children. You will most likely find him lurking on little children at the park or writing gay fanfics about mr helmuts and his (As Josh quotes) “delicious tasting and smelling toes”.

Joshua Murphy is a callous and bully

by mrsmuffinman November 18, 2021

brett murphy

Brett Murphy is another word for someone who goes on corn hub all day

Yo man, stop being a Brett Murphy.

by Cornhub user 42069 May 24, 2016

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.

"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023