Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
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by Canadiah December 12, 2019
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Luke Quinn Murphy

Big gamer boy who would fuck Michael jordan for 1 pair of Jordan's.
Look at that fat ass Luke Quinn Murphy over there
by Big thicc boy November 20, 2019
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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
by GeckoMaBoi May 03, 2023
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pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.
Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.
by FuryUSness November 20, 2017
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colleen murphy

A powerful Irish name. She is calm, humble, loyal till death. If your loyal to her she will bring you luck, wealth, power and happiness. She will steal your heart in many ways. But watch out Karma is her best friend so don't double cross her or all shall rain upon you.
I had a Colleen Murphy walk into my life, and before her my life was a shatter but she put all the pieces back together for me. I got a promotion, I hit it big on the stock market, I bought a beautiful home and beautiful cars Up until I took advantage of her kindness. It's like Karma just watches over her. I ended up getting laid off I had to sell my house I had to sell my cars and I was right back at square one worse off than ever.
by Mr. Hope1970 February 13, 2017
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Jay Murphy

A different way of saying a gay person.
by Four big guys- October 30, 2023
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"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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