muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

Muddy Creek

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.

I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.

by Ducks74 July 24, 2021

muddy pipe

anal sex

theres a rumor jane gave jake a muddy pipe

by pepeir March 27, 2024

Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

Muddy Plough

The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.

Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.

by TheFish July 22, 2012

Muddy Nutz

The act of a male taking a shit in a shit in a small, then dipping their scrotum in the shit water… Muddy Nutz

After eating a Gordito Burrito, Jared got muddy Nutz.

by GordonRamseysDad August 8, 2022

Muddy Bunny

A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.

After having anal sex with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a muddy bunny.

by Metallibun July 18, 2011