SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 06, 2006
I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn
by Andy you suck March 18, 2016
A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.
R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?
M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.
F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.
R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag
M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.
F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.
R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag
by rjf1986 May 15, 2007
On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.
by Hanooooobbbbss October 08, 2020
Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 27, 2018
Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl
Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
by Jerry G. April 03, 2007
Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God
by Sackboy69 July 10, 2021