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by Anfhj December 30, 2023
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Matchbox

When someone is waiting for you in the car and farts letting you unsuspectingly enter the vehicle
Hey, thanks for waiting! Wow, what is that, did you just matchbox me?
by Chin music January 3, 2024
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matchsimulator

fucking webssite that can simulate the match like real life but not reel
Player 1 : How can I play the match on my latop but I'm broke nowwww
Player 2 : Just go on the internet and search matchsimulator.com. That's it
Player 1: kkkkkkkkkkk
by sucks my ballllsvdsg January 4, 2024
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Meatcuble

An dangling piece of flesh or meat that hangs off of a body part
"Man this Meatcuble in my mouth is really annoying."
"I ate dry captain crunch and now I have meatcubles in my mouth."
by AshMaster5000 February 6, 2024
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Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024
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Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024
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Meatcuck

Definition: A pejorative term describing an individual, typically a man, whose masculinity or personal identity is heavily tied to meat consumption but is entirely dependent on industrial supply chains to procure it. The term critiques the lack of "authenticity" or "dignity" associated with directly obtaining meat, such as through hunting or butchering, while outsourcing the labor and moral burden.

Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.

Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.

Personality Traits:

Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.

Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."

Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.

Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.
"He posted a picture of his burger with the caption, 'Real men eat meat,' but the hypocrisy of being a meatcuck never even crossed his mind."

"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."
by Frenchpet December 6, 2024
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