macked

When you order something from a restaurant and you think that it is going to be awesomely big and delicious, but it turns out to be tiny/pathetic.

"I am so hungry, I can't wait for my meal"
Server Brings out food.
"Damn it I got macked"

by Dirtybird41 February 1, 2013

mackeriety

The commitment of mass arsen of persons from the age of 67-68 in the month of april on the 17th and 18th day.

Last April I was charged with mackeriety.

by Cullen Thomas April 22, 2022

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

mackrelled

To sexually stimulate a man with your knee. Some times performed with one knee subtally, or at others with two for better results.
Should be done gently so as not to damage the mans phallus.

'omg dude, this girl in the club like mackrelled me last night, i almost cummed in my pants'

by Jamboscout January 31, 2008

Mackey-it

1.to do to excess; overindulge in: to overdo paramedicine.
2.to carry to excess or beyond the proper limit: He puts on so much charm that he overdoes it.
3.to overact (a part); exaggerate.

Rocky was having road rage while driving the box. Richard slapped him calmly asked, "don't Mackey-it".

by pelon123 September 26, 2012

macero

A trait in a person that finds innocence in the guiltiest people.

I know there's a lot of evidence against that guy, but I hope the jury finds him Macero.

by Papa Bear2 August 31, 2016