long chocolate 

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

long chocolate by anonymous April 3, 2021

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

Long Distance Simp by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

Long caster 

The third and final AWACS in Ace Combat 7, after Sky eye and Bandog. He eats while working, and mostly talks about food. Even his icon is a burger, not a regular human head. Most of the time he is calm, talks about food and tells you about info. No wonder he is praised in the Ace Combat community as a God of food, and sometimes even modded into other AWACS.

He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.

Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)

Long caster by Bosnian artillery June 21, 2021

Long Island salute 

Giving someone the middle finger

Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.

Long Island salute by WreckingBar June 24, 2021

Long Donging 

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

Long Donging by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

Long Cow 

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

Long Cow by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

long and frustrating 

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

long and frustrating by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022