burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014

bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs

scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process

by Gnu782 September 24, 2023

Divinity log

The penis of a super predator priest

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see

by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.

The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.

by Drakozzz April 15, 2022

log of terror

1. A poop so viscous as cause one to terrify their anus, their everlasting spirit, their decimated innards and similar effects to all within the vicinity.

2. The opposite to love, if love was feces.

3. The worst theme park ride ever.

As soon as i dropped the log of terror, the seasons began to change. As did my marriage.

by Bob of terror February 19, 2015

Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.

John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"

by Samuel P. R. September 29, 2008