well lizard 

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

well lizard by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

lesbian lizard 

A word used to describe a Ryan.

Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.

lesbian lizard by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018

grant lizard 

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

grant lizard by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit

That youtuber is a Mr lizard

Mr lizard by The truth man69 December 12, 2018

Mr lizard

A (youtuber) who you should subscribe to. I would refure this person as (crazy) just like ( the joker) and ( harley quinn)

A Mr lizard is crazy

Mr lizard by HarleyQuinny09 December 12, 2018

Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.

Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.

Motivational lizard by deniszim November 3, 2019

Greasy Lizard 

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

Greasy Lizard by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020