sir-limp-a-lot

Someone who fails to get erections, even with hot girls with big boobs.

"His name is sir-limp-a-lot, he likes to eat garbage and he has an under bite.

by kis1618 May 17, 2006

Limpbizkit

An out of style band not together anymore and their songs are gay. They should die.

Alex s. likes Limpbizkit still, they suck balls and he says they r the best band in the world

by THE STALKER January 19, 2005

Limp Biscuit

A limp biscuit is the mathematical term for an infinity shaped curve, commonly misunderstood as a lemniscate. It has been rumored that the band Limp Bizkit got their name from the idea of being infinite, so they wanted to use the mathematical term for the symbol. But sadly the creators of Limp Bizkit did not have the greatest spelling skills and the word biscuit was misspelled in their name. The term limp biscuit originated from Jacques Bernoulli back in 1694.

Person 1: "What do you want your team name to be?"
Person 2: "Limp Biscuit!"
Person 1: "What did you say? Lemniscate?"

by that one gatton kid January 10, 2014

Limp

Lady pimp, opposite gimp a women that is beautiful and attracts all the men and doesnt use them for her own sexual enjoyment and only goes as far as kissing on the first date usually wears hollister and also a really good and experianced kisser.
loves the male sex normally straight but could have signs of being bi.

john:shes a whore
jeff:no shes a limp
john:whats a limp?
jeff:a girl that is a lady pimp but isnt a whore and doesnt use guys for sexual enjoyment.

by chuck norris's fist August 10, 2009

Lampy

When a person thinks something / someone is boring, annoying, ugly, ect.

Her shirt is so lampy.
My teacher was being lampy today.

by Chrizzizzle November 8, 2006

limp bizkit

One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years (along with Disturbed, Lamb of God, Soilwork,In Flames, Amon Amarth, Trivium, System of a Down etc).

The unchallenged kings of all Nu Metal ever.

Comprising of:
-The kickass vocal skills of Fred Durst.
-The insane drum skills of John Otto (only matched by Joey Jordison of slipknot)
-The unreal mixing skills of DJ Lethal
-The supreme thrash master himself, Wes Borland
-The lord of bass, Sam Rivers

95% of the fags who just ripped of Limp Bizkit in their definitions are lame ass trend following retards who have anger problems resulting from excessive teabagging they got from their dads.

CandyAssWannabeMetalBitchBoy#1: hahahhaha.. limp bizkit are gay... because like....my friends wont like me unless i listen to shit like slayer.....

LimpFan#1: All you wannabe metal pussies can suck on my balls, Limp Bizkit are untouchable \m/ \m/

"Hold up, check out the motherfuckin' tv
Same song, same bands everyday, fuck that
I'll blow those motherfuckers away"

by thed000d December 28, 2005

Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual

Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!

by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009