Left Pocket

A term used by hockey players mainly in Massachusetts that means puck slut so the girls don't know there talking about them. Originated because a couple hockey players had a piece of paper sticking out of their left pocket in their vest that read "Puck Sluts"

Eh man I think that tendy is making some big saves for those left pockets eh?

by EhnateEh September 6, 2016

left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

left-wing

Umbandism, transsexualism, more taxes, gynocentrism, lockdown, heterophobia, misandry, pro-State, reverse nazism, communism, nudism, socialism, bolivarianism, economic interventionism, globalism, marxism, drug liberalization, abortion, criminal rehabilitation, estatization, progressivism, feminism/femism, machism, atheism, neutral pronoun, gender ideology, sexual libertinism, homosexism/gayzism/lesbianism, supremacy of civil servants, supremacy of proletariats, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of poverty, supremacy of criminals who are neither military nor police, supremacy of trade unionists, female supremacy, LGBT supremacy, disarmament and black supremacy.

I hate left-wing.

by Jabulaime May 14, 2023

left coast lurker

a weird person who has Jekyl and Hyde tendencies

Suddenly he got real angry, he turned into a real left coast lurker

by stefkova November 6, 2007

Left parter

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the left. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the left side of the brain, which is the logical, rational side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more standard and acceptable. Often can be accused of being unemotional and too masculine.

She's a left parter - no wonder she rules with an iron thumb.

by talismancat December 15, 2008

left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

by michael foolsley December 24, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011