Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

Langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

by chaballs January 14, 2009

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Loncer

This word first originated from Peckham but, has spread through to the London area. When someone is jealous of someone else, they are loncing them, thus being a loncer.

Kelly: I hate Kim, she's so pretty.

Beth: Kelly is a Loncer.

Sarah: How is she?

Beth: She's loncing Kim

by Wifey Tremorz January 29, 2009

Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017

lancen

Lancens are the type of people you want in your life theyre always going to have you laughing, happy and smiling. Lancen will do anything in his heart to make you smile on good days and bad, he makes an amazing friend and a wonderful boyfriend. Although lancens may be loud and annoying at the day you cant help but love him. Get you a lancen and keep him forever

" my boyfriend, lancen hes the sweetest guy ive ever met "

by John.Cenaa September 6, 2017