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Mrs.Jones Special

A blowjob given by a married woman, who is not your wife.
Can I come over for a Mrs.Jones special, or is your husband home?

Mrs.Jones Special by The#1Milf October 9, 2008

Randy Jones 

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.

"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."
Randy Jones by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. 

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.
Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!
a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.
He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.
joneser by Will August 19, 2003

Mike Jones 

A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
Mike Jones by KGthaKid September 17, 2008