Jerkish

1.) being stupid, or being a jerk.

2.) in a jacking off mood.

Mann last night I was in a jerkish mood, so I whacked off to a playboy.

by 123456789:) March 25, 2010

Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Jerk Joint

A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.

What's playing at the jerk joint?

Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.

by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.

Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.

by GoochFace April 27, 2013

jersey mudslide

process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other

dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick

dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide

by jfrco September 23, 2013