Jake

A very sweet, loving, kind hearted person that also has a lot of lady friends but keeps his girl closest and first. Jake though tries to keep his friends even because his mom keeps on telling him to hang out with the guys. Though jake seems sweet, he likes to fake fight with his friends and plays violent video games. He always tries to make others feel well but when others bother him he just wants to work alone. He may be sweet, loving, and kind hearted, but that's not the only reason why people call him a stud. His glowing blue eyes light up the room along with his smile, laughter, and humor. Jake may be good looking and nice but don't misjudge him.

Jake: "Hey, wanna go back to my place."
Bae: "Ya. Lets get crazy!"

by y44 June 10, 2018

Jake

Someone who says he's going to show up, and then never does. If you confront him about it, he doesn't respond. Jake is known to come to class once every five months, and he often says "I'm coming back soon."

flake, Jake, no show, no-show, bummer, show off

by Amanoflove May 14, 2014

Jake

Two minute dipper

Why is he such a Jake
Because he dips for two minutes

by morristown high school December 19, 2013

Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

jake

A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx

Jake is a FUCKWIT

by AFJJLR January 8, 2017

Jake

1.) A pompous arrogant douch canoe, who thinks he is better than everyone else. 2.) A guy who names his son Archie because he hates him and wants him to suffer childhood.

Man Mark is being a real Jake. Well that's slightly better than a Appalachian Chief.

by Mystik Chuck Norris May 22, 2016