IPO

initial public offering

verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market

Dude, Goldman Sachs just IPO'd your mom in SOHO.

by pimp19104 November 10, 2007

ipod flirting

When you're next to someone while they're listening to their ipod, and in an act of intimacy, they offer hand over an earphone.

Usually, this form of flirting is used by people who are too afraid to say, "Hey, I think you're cute," or interact verbally in general.

Jill: (Hands over earphone)
Jack: (Hesitantly takes earphone)
(Listens)
(Laughs at the thought that Jill made an attempt at "ipod flirting" with him)
Jill: (Runs away, crying)

by surfstarchris February 21, 2007

iPad

apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be.

Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels.

by Steveee Jobs January 30, 2010

ipood

To have a crap whilst listening to your ipod.

Hey john... I just ipood.

by Trucast November 27, 2006

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

by profbass March 18, 2010

iPad kid

Pretty much the worst thing to exist in gen z. Random kids that are having a tantrum then their parents offer them an ipad to watch cocomelon. In other words, little muggars

Kid: *throws tantrum
Parent:*gives kid ipad
Random bloke: IPAD KID

by likee.cherri from tiktok&insta August 5, 2021

ipoon

someone who while talking to you keeps one ipod earpiece in as if your only worth one of their ears.

Corey is such a fucking ipoon

by scooter1 September 1, 2007