Am I Fuck

Extreme expression of not wanting to do something.

Response to personal question that no could also be an answer to. But the answer to the question needs to be more volatile than just a simple No.
Bob: " Sam are you gay?" Sam: "Am I Fuck!"

Steve: Dave you gonna do a parachute jump with me?

Dave: Jump out of a plane with a bed sheet strapped to my back, Am I Fuck!"
by theonewithafunnymustache November 26, 2010
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am i stupid

"Mom am i stupid"

"Yes billy"
by Lubert December 11, 2016
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Am I Clear

This is something your Father or someone in power over you will ask you to verify that what they just told you is completely understood.
Tommy, you will not use my car to go downtown to score crack again. Am I Clear?
by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008
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Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I
*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?
by Blackstump November 14, 2003
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am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me
by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020
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Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.
Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
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Am I Ugly...?

BRO NO UR NOT YA ARE DA ✨Most Beautiful✨ Boy/Girl IN THE WORLD! >:)
You: Hey.. Am I Ugly...?
Me: OH HECC NAH U ARE U ARE BEAUTIFUL U-U
You: Thanks but I still think I'm ugly because people call me that...
Me: ...Show me who they are so I can CUT EM' OFF...!
by Gacha-cuz-why-not? October 18, 2021
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