Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016

grappling hook

when you grapple on to your friends ass

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016

Harlem Hook Shot

When you slap someone with your erect penis across the face.

Tyrone gave Sandy a Harlem Hook Shot and now she has a bruise on her face.

by The Butt Muffin December 1, 2016

hook strip

A stripper that will sleep with you for an added fee... Basically a stipper/hooker

That girl on stage is hook strip

by JohnThom February 21, 2017

hook junkie

When a person, male or female, that gets strung out on one night stands.

Man are you ever gunna stick to one or are you going to be a hook junkie forever.?

by All laced up September 1, 2017

Meat-hook

A male penis that is curved and large in size.

Meat-hook, one who possesses a large penis. She's excited about receiving, the meat-hook

by Jibs007 September 1, 2017

tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017