Definitions by MadBantsForMadLads

Hades Hook 

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

Hades Hook by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016

Hades Hook 

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

Hades Hook by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016