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Holidaisies

- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.

- what you get for people who die on holidays.

- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.

New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
by Future Requirement December 22, 2009
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holidate

A holidate is the genius combination of a date (ie, getting to know a romantic partner) and a holiday (a short trip to another town)

Holidates are most appropriate (although this is not essential) when in a long distance relationship. The only real prerequisite is that neither partner lives in the holiday destination, giving an equal playing field to explore the new town together and get to know each other better without the preconception of one person playing host.

Althogh its typically an unspoken rule that there is the expectation of sex, the comparitively innocent holidate is not to be confused with the dirty weekend, which usually sees the couple staying in the hotel room for the entirety of the weekend.
Holidate is typically used just like date and holiday:

Jenny and I are going on a holidate down south for the long weekend.
by milts April 22, 2006
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hotdog holidays

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day
Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over
by BIGDAN September 1, 2014
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Holidanger

noun
A dangerous holiday.
A holiday full of danger
A vacation in Pakistan
"Hey, where've you been?"
"Oh, I took a holidanger."
"Pakistan?"
"Yeah"
"Sweet."
by holidangerman January 9, 2010
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Holidazian

A person(or a group of people) who celebrate any and every holiday despite any national, racial or religious background.
"Gee....I didn't know Bob was irish. He really celebrates St.Patrick's Day.

Oh Bob's not Irish. He's a Holidazian. He celebrates every holiday . He's not a Christian but he sure celebrates the fuck out of Christmas."
by Dreg666 March 16, 2017
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Holidaisy

One of those strange souls who finds actual love and joy planning for and engaging in the holiday season and holiday cheer from October through January.
"Gross, I hate pumpkin spice."
"Don't kink shame the holidaisy, Bruce, we put up with your sun worship in the summer."
by Quipper October 7, 2020
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Doc Holliday Cough

A "Doc Holliday Cough" is the unsettling, abrupt and ill-sounding cough produced by an ostensibly healthy individual. Doc Holliday, the sharp shooting associate of Dodge City lawman Wyatt Earp, was known to have terminal tuberculosis and in film is often portrayed as being wracked by fits of coughing.

A "Doc Holliday Cough" is a cough that, without any other evidence or observation, imparts a sense of illness or poor health.
The girl who sat next to me on the bus had a Doc Holliday cough so I made sure to wash my hands a lot and change my clothes when I got home.
by loobeydoobey March 22, 2010
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