Hoebag

The best hoe out there.

Dixie: Hey hoebag
Ellie: hi Dixie

by Llllahoebag May 3, 2022

Hobart

A gentleman. Would never cheat on his girlfriend, and is usually quite respectful when it comes to anything and everything.

Man, you see that dude over there?! Better not kiss my girl

No don't worry, that's Hobart. He wouldn't ever cheat on his girlfriend.

by TheNewDingle May 13, 2022

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Hobgobbled

To be confused

My friends were hobgobbled when i told them not to write to their friends.

by Nippy18 July 8, 2022

hobgoblin

The name for a complex anthurium hybrid being sold by Jay Vaninni(A. luxurians x A. dressleri) x A. dressleri. Despite variation in traits among seedlings, this name has been added to justify charging $2000 each for this small plant.

It would be a shame if Marvel were to sue Jay Vannini for copyright infringement for using their character name hobgoblin to boost his product sale.

by trunks forbes July 26, 2022

hoagiemouth

A thick Philadelphian or Delco (Delaware County, PA) accent.

Mike: "Hey dere, yuuz wanna go down da shore this weekend with Mary Pat, Connie and me?"

Chris:"I'm sorry, are you drunk?"

Mary Pat:" He's not drink, he's jest got hoagiemouth"

by florkus August 4, 2022

hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"

"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"

by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022