A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
‘She is such a heather!’
by subscribetomizzyglizzy June 3, 2023
Get the heather mug.Heather is the one girl that comes into your life that has stories about how everyone has wronged her but she's the actual problem. She is the most untrustworthy, pick me, inconsiderate, "innocent" person you'll ever meet. If your friends with her you'll have the joy of being a full time babysitter, and as well as listen to her biggest fantasies. She puts you in the most uncomfortable situations and the most dangerous, she's sweet and shy at first then slowly starts telling you the lore. She seeks attention in every room she goes to but mainly try's to steal any spotlight (or man) put on anyone else ever her friends. Don't ever trust a heather with anyone alone, shell make comments that completely weird you out, and she tried to dance on everyone to ever exist
Bye Heather
by supercoolhatergirl3000 December 2, 2025
Get the Heather mug.literally drop dead gorgeous, can be a baddie and softie at the same time, switches emotions really fast, makes you fall in love with her, juicy kitty, don’t cheat on her or she will pull a sza and kill you
by dayday woosh February 25, 2023
Get the heather mug.A heather is a post op trans woman who despite transitioning retains an extremely masculine appearance.
by FilthyLorenzen March 27, 2023
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The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
Get the Heather mug.Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.
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