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Wus Hat

a wus hat is when you get a stuffed animal taped to your head and have to wear it for an extended period of time because you are a real big wus.

First introduced and coined in 1991 in Episode 9 of Salute Your Shorts when Budnick placed Harry the Hippo on Michael's head in the nurse's office because he was being a real bitch.
This guy is a pussy, let's give him a wus hat.
by Budnick's Mullet February 1, 2009
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cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair
Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat
by super rogers September 8, 2008
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips August 30, 2013
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Soup Hat

Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.

Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'

*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022
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Wino Hat

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
by loginabox22 October 26, 2012
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donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.
Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!
by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
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pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.
The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.
by Max January 7, 2004
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