keep it under your hat

Keep it a secret; don't tell anybody.

Keep it under your hat for now.

by Tony1024 September 15, 2016

The Hat Guy

Among the usually loud, outspoken, boisterous, and hardcore fans that attended the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) federation, stood a middle-to-late-aged man at the front row, "The Hat Guy", who was well-known just for being an even louder, even more outspoken and more boisterous fan than any of his peers. When everyone else was sitting down, he would randomly stand up (on average 30 times during the entire show, (if not more) and bark things at the wrestlers, referees, women, and just about anybody who walked into the wrestling ring.

It seemed like he showed up at nearly every single ECW event.

And since no one knew his name, they identify him as "The Hat Guy"

Wrestling Fan #2: Who's that guy screaming in the front row?
Wrestling Fan #1: Oh that's the hat guy.
Wrestlign Fan#2: What's his name?
Wrestling Fan#1: No one knows. He's just 'the hat guy'.
Wrestling Fan #2: He part of the show?
Wrestling Fan #1: Although it seems like he is, he's not.

by CheyenneWyoming June 1, 2006

Top Hat

A badass hat that all the cool motherfuckas wear.

FRED: Look at that sick motherfucka. Hes wearing a Top Hat

DERF: Man. I wish I had that hat.

by The Original FRED October 17, 2011

Velvet Hat Trick

Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex

Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?

by Gatticus July 3, 2018

Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

not just a hat rack

someone smarter than you think

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6

by Sheerah September 7, 2010

Semin Hat-Trick

When an Ice Hockey Player has a goal, an assist, and a bad stick penalty in one game. Named after Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals known for his flair for scoring and taking bad stick penalties such as hooking, slashing, and occasionally the high stick.

On April 13, 2011 Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals scored his first Semin Hat-trick of the 2011 NHL Playoffs.

Wow he's one bad penalty away from scoring a Semin Hat-trick.

by Puddin_an_Semin May 4, 2011