Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Hans

A character from frozen.

I didn't like hans in frozen. I hope in frozen 3 he dies.

by Stella2763 August 5, 2025

Han soloing

When you have such a crazy wet dream that the whole blanket molds around your body and crusts like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

Friend (1) : holy shit I just found him completely Han soloed in his bed this morning he must have been Han soloing

Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him

by Bigpapacito69 August 29, 2025

han quokka

the skzoo to the cutest man on earth han jisung

“is that han quokka?”
“no it is han jisung”

by hanxhyunjin September 28, 2025

han quokka

the animal that represents the cutest boy han jisung.

“is that han quokka?”
“yes it is han’s skzoo,han quokka”

by hanxhyunjin October 1, 2025

han quokka

the animal “skzoo” that defines my cutie boy han jisung.

“is that han jisung!!!”
“no dummie that’s han quokka!”

by hanxhyunjin October 1, 2025

Hans

A bad omen. A call for impending doom.

Not another Hans.

by Leid October 7, 2025