happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.

Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!

by Jesss June 22, 2005

halpig

1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.

2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.

3) A person with cerebral palsy.

See sock, halpin, or youse

1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"

Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(

by Chooked May 11, 2006

Happy inbetween birthday day

When you and your friend's birthday's are five days apart. It is the day that is right in between.

Happy inbetween birthday day!!!!

by Mar W. January 29, 2009

Happy Sat

A type of satellite dish that has been sprayed with the classic 'Acid House ' face !

This was made up by me and my friend after repairing a dish then deciding to spray it at the same time .

Shortly after we created a group on facebook called 'Happy Sat'.Since then alot of people have joined the group and left comments about how cool it looks.

We think the word could end up as a household name so we've added it to this site.

"Hey i was driving down the street and noticed your dish grinning at me !"

"yes mate it's Happy Sat.Top one nice one get sorted !"

by RayVon ! September 3, 2009

happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.

Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.

by Artfartwart December 3, 2009

Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.

walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.

by Used ink August 30, 2010