Heather

A middle aged woman who wont share her games

Hey heather, you got some games?
Yeah but they’re mine, go get your own

by Genx6969 October 27, 2019

heather

A girl Conan Gray wishes they were

"i wish i were heather"

by yikeys September 25, 2020

Heather

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.

Wow. Heather is not like most Heathers. How annoying.

by anonymous November 25, 2023

heathers

basicly meaning you and your 2 other friends ar bitches

look its the heathers, they've flow above it all
I wish I were a heather, I mean their solid Teflon,never bothered, never harassed, I would give anything to be like them

by .elleiot June 7, 2022

heather

heather is an amazing girl with lots of secrets. she is very quiet but has a lot of nasty and mean thoughts about other people. If you know heather, keep her close she is a goof friend when you get to know her. but not close. she will kill you.

"omg, there's heather".

by thedeafqueen November 1, 2020

Heather

The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.

Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather

by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020

heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023